This Valentine’s Day, it turns out you can personalise your gifts to such an extent that you never have to speak to your significant other ever again.

My idea is for a teatowel with the legend ‘you’ve got something in your teeth’.  Pointing out when some sneaky spinach is giving someone the smile of a swamp-monster through semaphore?  Practical and romantic, yeah.

Location: Vallance House | Client: Not on the High Street | Director: Richard Pengelley

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